Nuts

I was reading the back of the sack of peanuts you get in lidl for fuck all the other day.I like to read the ingredients of things while I'm eating . It could be classed as a fetish by some but who cares.
Anyway it's a bag of salted peanuts and I'm reading the back and what does it say? It says
MAY..... I repeat MAY contain traces of nuts.
Will someone please tell me what the fuck is going on or have I lost it altogether.

The Puzzle Factory

Well I've had my little break in the puzzle factory.
I normally go in now and again to play with stickle bricks and eat lots of medicine.
Most people say he's gone for a rest.
Well I suppose it is really.
I came back new years eve so I've missed all the glut of Christmass .
I know a lot of people who go away for Christmass and I don't mean the holiday makers .
It's great though, we even have our own stickle brick league.
I was about mid table this year . Too much medicine affects stickle brick skills.

Walking around Dublin New years eve , the buzz , the slobbering ,
the stabbings ,even caught the wonderful glimpse of a 15 year old lying in a pool of sick ,soaking in sweat. Too many E's someone said.
Ah yes back to the puzzle factory, much quainter there.

NuTs anyone for nuts

I've been left with a half ton of nuts and a pallet each of apples and oranges from halloween.
Apparently the little fuckers don't want meager fruit and nuts. Sweets choc0late and MONEY!!
Feckin money they wanted. In fairness I did get rid of some of the fruit , hopping it off the little bastards heads as they ran screaming down the drive. I just have to perfect my peanut tommy-gun and then it's open season.

Poor Old Wossy

Poor old Jonathon Ross , a twelve week suspension . That will only leave him with 4 million for the year . He will have to start hitting lidl for a while . In fairness I don't think he's the worst although his show was getting boring anyway.
Now that other spanner is a different kettle of fish . He's the type you would want to send down Sheriff st on a saturday night telling him "the coolest nightclub in Dublin is down there, all the celebs go.""Yes thats right just past all those hoodies playing with hammers ."

He should be shot with balls of his own shite!

Viva la Recession

This feckin recession is great.
Not only has it got our elderly out keeping fit , marching up and down the streets of Dublin ,but a fill of heating oil is half the price it was a few months ago , you can buy a house for fuck all and still be happy knowing the builders made a loss . There's any amount of luxury cars and jeeps out there after been reposessed off the "keepin up with the Jone's" gang ,and they are all going for a song .

A lad was telling me that his super duper 3liter 4x4 all terrain cruiser , which he needs for his job selling xmass cards, has shot down in value. It cost him near 40k two years ago and he was offered only 10k as a trade in. The car salesman had to run for a basin after he told him , but it was only a fit of dry reaching he had.

Even Dunnes are offering loads of two for one deals to keep up with Lidl and Aldi. However I still love to hear that Polish accent after my trolleys gone through saying "That will be sweet fuck all sir." Yes long live the recession.


No Horse today can't be arsed and don't forget it's a recession.

Plane compass

Bremen was great fun , lovely spot , nice people and cheap for food and drink . The bars are open all night , and of course were availed of . Another thing I found about Bremen was the fact that no matter what hour of the night you were out , you felt at ease and under no threat from slobberers . Now shoot back to Dublin at 3am friday morning and take an imaginary stroll along O'connell st . The hairs are standing up on the back of my neck just thinking about it . Dodge the slobber .

On the saturday morning after an hour or two in bed a few of us hit the riverside for a curer .There were some great bars and cafe's along the river , all with beer gardens to watch life go by while nursing your thumper . Mick the eye in the sky man was lost in the town somewhere and desperately trying to locate us . I had a tourist map from the hotel so got onto the phone to try and guide him in . I asked him where he was and all I got was "there 's swings and slides around me." Funnily enough they were not marked on the map so until I got his location he was staying lost.

Then he came out with a master class in SAS survival map location tactics . "Can you see that plane." Sure enough there was a plane flying over head . I'd had enough at this stage "Mick never mind the fuckin plane can you see the sun? well were directly under it."


rowan rio windsor 16.00
10/1

The Toothpaste Law

I'm sorry but I'm fuckin sick to death of the idiotic shite you have to go through getting searched at the airport. A half filled tube of toothpaste was taken off one of the lads because it was a 120ml tube and 100ml is the limit. The arguement went on for a while and of course the officials response was to go through everything else he had with a fine tooth comb. They will take a nail clipper off you and then let you buy as many bottles of duty free, flammable hooch as you want, to smash over the crews heads and have a fuckin campfire in the aisles. The mujahadin must be in knots at us all.

Who is responsible for it? I know those highly intelligent folk from bushland normally click a finger and our lads dance a jig ,but it's plain to see it's gone haywire. When you step back a bit and think about it, it's so out there it would make you giggle. You see it every day at the search area. 100's of people throwing their squeezed toothpaste and half empty bottles of aftershave into the securities christmas hamper bag , giggling and twitching to themselves.

The last time I was away with the boys we had just got through customs on the return journey when one lad realised he was wearing a belt he had for years that held a throwing knife in the buckle. But don't anyone panic they did find and confiscate his lethal dose of colgate thanks be to god.


Now GiGis
Our last two bets did not shine for us but we're still in profit.
Todays horse is matterofact brighton 17.00 at 6/1